New Green Up Shirt

Discussion in 'Graphics Portal' started by squewheet, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. SkiMask

    SkiMask Devil's Advocate

    Swear there was a dude on dude naked shower scene where "Little Viigs" came out and the whole time your like "put that fucking thing away", for fucks sake man! I swear they did it just to be over the top. Completely unnecessary and gratuitous. At least with Bullet to the Head, Stallone was like "I'm not fighting some schmuck in a towel butt naked with my junk hanging out". Fuck that he probably thought, Vigo can have that shit on his resume.
     
  2. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    Yep I remember that. Pretty intense scene and absolutely necessary to depict the levels of madness Russian Mobsters will stoop to. The bath house is an integral part of Russian culture (not in a 'mo sort of way). A lot of clandestine conversaations and business dealings take place there. It perfectly portrayed the edge of the line Viggo had to skirt to show he was down for the cause and complete his transformation...
     
  3. Tawok

    Tawok The New Celerity

    so do we have a place to buy some SOCOM fan merch set up, or what?!
     
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  4. SkiMask

    SkiMask Devil's Advocate

    I'm just gonna do my shirt while I wait. Don't want to deal with handling money and stupid shit.
     
  5. SilentSEAL

    SilentSEAL Green Up

    Props on the tee designs. I like how they're subtle hints to SOCOM that only avid fans would pick up on.

    Have you (or any of the mods here, for that matter) ever considered making more 'obvious' SOCOM shirts to raise awareness of/for the community here? I just feel like the efforts to revive SOCOM need more advertising. The web is a great way to spread word, and I'm definitely not knocking or belittling anyone's efforts, but I haven't seen anything SOCOM-related out in the real world since like 2005.

    If someone could design a nice SOCOM tee that would direct people to TRS I would be more than happy to buy hundreds and distribute them by any means necessary. Hell, I'll hand them out for free at the local gamer bars here in Orlando on the weekends. The more professional the design, the better. It would be awesome if it incorporated the old school SOCOM logo/text, TRS logo/URL, official social media logos and related TRS handles, along with a short statement explaining cause of the SOCOM movement.

    If this idea has already been batted around and rejected, sorry for wasting everyone's time. I'm not a very active member here in terms of posting, but I'm a true SOCOM fan who constantly lurks here, and everywhere else I encounter SOCOM info.
     
  6. SkiMask

    SkiMask Devil's Advocate

    It's just a matter of action, man. IF anyone could do it proper and put up the storefront here AND be able to take in proceeds that wouldn't be a conflict of interest, it would be rev. Not to mention he has the coolest designs.

    I too, would buy at least 4 if they were (2016 "green up" design in a green, 2016 Fishmarket design in grey or light blue, a solid SOCOM logo based, and a goofey random one. All of them can plaster TRS and the eagle logo wherever) He put up a store last year for like a week and no takers. So you might consider sending nudes or promising "favors" in order for him to want to get involved again since he's currently in the process of:

    REBUILDING THIS SITE.
     
  7. rev

    rev picard is lord

    I'm done redesigning the site, it's all in our coders hands now.

    I'll see what I can come up with for more designs/color schemes.
     
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  8. rev

    rev picard is lord

    That's awesome dude! There will be a store setup through our site revamp here, but in the mean time I can still link the store we'll be using once I get it set-up.
     
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  9. Tawok

    Tawok The New Celerity

    My money is waiting. I can't wait to wear one of these on stream. Can a brotha get a beanie/hat too?
     
  10. Tawok

    Tawok The New Celerity

    You get that set up? I got some cash to burn and I'd really love to wear some SOCOM/TRS gear on stream soon.
     
  11. everythingred

    everythingred I once had fish tacos when I was drunk

    Imagine wearing a shirt of a terrorist throwing a grenade and the words RAHEEEEEELA!

    People on the street would look at you funny.
     
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  12. MR.BLONDE

    MR.BLONDE Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor

    I want one with MALLARD's dumb fucking goof face plastered over it, stretched out to be too wide, with the quote "Do you have a light?" embossed underneath. Then, conduct a social experiment where we go up to people on the street, stare at them silently, and see if they get the idea to give us a lighter.
     
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  13. SkiMask

    SkiMask Devil's Advocate

    I want both of those plus the Green Up one I have been obsessing about for months now.
     
  14. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    Raheelah is my text notification tone...I have yet to get a knowing nod or bit of recognition from anyone though.
     
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  15. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Funny that I just read this now even though its months old.

    The fact that you brought up Stallone and that scene from Bullet To The Head had me laughing. Back when Stallone was an A lister, he wouldnt allow ANYONE on set who was taller than him (5'7"). Hes actually gone so far that the internet actually lists him as 5'10, which is laughable. All of his assistants had to be shorter than him and any scene where he was in a shot with another leading man who was taller than him (Antonio Benderas in Assassins comes to mind) he had complete editorial control of the shoot so he never looked shorter than his costars.

    This came to a head in The Professional where he co starred with Sharon Stone who wasnt down with all his short man complex bullshit and they had a huge blow up.

    He also had all his maids, gardeners, etc sign NDAs that required that they never look him in the eyes. They guy is a total mental patient. Believe me if his junk was worth looking at, he would have loved to have shown it off in that fight scene in the towel. But I guarantee after 40 years of heavy steroid use, that guys balls are literally the size of raisins and his shit would look like a pink Vienna Sausage on top of 2 wrinkled peanut M&Ms.
     
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  16. Animal-_-

    Animal-_- TRS Staff

    The Professional was with Jean Reno and Natalie Portman, you're thinking of The Specialist I think.
     
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  17. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Your are correct sir. I tip my cap to you.

    The Professional is also Natalie (((Hershlag))) Portmans hottest performance...........
     
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  18. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    Comet Ping Pong Pizza?
     
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  19. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Nope. Not gonna let you do it. Not going there buddy.......lol
     
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  20. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    I should have worded it, "I know this great pizza joint in the DC area".

    Not trying to steer the conversation there; I'm just saying Natalie Portman was what, 12 or 13? You dirty dog, you...

    The Professional was a great movie, though; a nice American introduction for Jean Reno and a good lead in from La Femme Nikita, which is where Reno first played his role of Leon. (I believe so, anyway)
     
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