TRS Image Battle

Discussion in 'SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs' started by LUKENBACHER, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

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  2. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

  3. /SS/ PEIPER

    /SS/ PEIPER Finisher

    No, urine stains.
     
  4. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    I was thinking of posting up a pic with images that can only be seen via blacklight, but I thought that might be crossing the line a tad. I know Luke and the gang give us a lot of freedoms, but I honestly only want to take advantage of them to a point...
     
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  5. Xx_ICE-PICK_xX

    Xx_ICE-PICK_xX Boob Connoisseur

    LOL that line went out the door already...somewhere between the piss, pussy juice, blood, vomit, and murder scene photos.
     
  6. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    I've seen some shit in my life, but filthy mattresses are absolutely revolting. I read an article years back that said the weight of the average mattress doubles over its life due to accumulation of dust mites. I helped a friend of mine move from a bedbug infested house and saw first hand SEVEN oozing bedbug colonies in a single queen mattress. We dragged it into the back yard and set it on fire. You could hear the bedbugs popping from the heat for 30 minutes.

    I switched to memory foam and never looked back. No critters can get in there.
     
  7. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Pussy juice? Where?......
     
  8. Xx_ICE-PICK_xX

    Xx_ICE-PICK_xX Boob Connoisseur

    Its in junglists photo on the other page. Piss would be a puddle....you can see it on the right side splattered....there was some squirting done on that mattress. I support that 100%, but damn.....
     
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  9. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    I was looking at that more as built up sweat and funk from some greasy grimey no showering son of a bitch, but I will also support this hypothesis...
     
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  10. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    No words.....I'm laughing so hard my cheeks hurt.
     
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  11. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    Forgot to add that this is some Sherlock Holmes level shit you got going on Ice...
     
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  12. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    squirtmattress2.jpeg

    Is this where you're talking about?

    I can see what you mean. Nobody would be sleeping in that portion so they aren't sweat stains. I confirm the pussy juice theory after my forensic analysis.

    Well done IcePick.
     
  13. oo7PorscheMG5

    oo7PorscheMG5 Mattress Tag Inspector No.1

  14. UnSeenDeath88

    UnSeenDeath88 Butcher Pete

    Holy shit what did this thread turn into...
     
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  15. Tawok

    Tawok has left the building

    HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

    I HAVE AN ACTUAL ENTRY TO THE BATTLE

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    BRING IT BITCHES
     
  16. oo7PorscheMG5

    oo7PorscheMG5 Mattress Tag Inspector No.1

    Holy Fuck! that's awesome
     
  17. Xx_ICE-PICK_xX

    Xx_ICE-PICK_xX Boob Connoisseur

    I was talking about the smaller, finer splatters on the other side...like she was writhing while squirting and hitting all over from side to side or maybe he had barely got his fingers out and the stream hit the fingers soon after exiting and the pressure exploded it into mid air poetry and that was the end result. I am unsure, but I will also accept your analysis. It is sound.
     
  18. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO


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  19. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Interesting. My analysis determined that the right side of the bed was used primarily for sleeping hence the sweat stains. I determined that the main sleeper of the mattress was an obese Nicaraguan woman in her mid 40s who worked in a hot factory that would come home and plop on the bed and go to sleep.
     
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  20. Tawok

    Tawok has left the building

    What have you done?

    COMPLETELY MISSED THE DIRTY UNDIES ON THE FLOOR THAT LOOK LIKE THEY BELONG THERE

    THERE ARE 5 SURPRISES IN MY IMAGE

    ONE OF THEM IS A HAIRY GUY
     

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