I love the slowing down game on the dangerous assholes that want to drive like a bat out of hell in traffic with other people. Reminds me of the time some impatient prick honked at me on Malibu Cyn... guess I turned a little bit too slow for his taste coming off PCH. Anyways it's pretty much a single lane road though the mountains all the way from the beach to the 101. I rode the breaks so hard on that fucker. I even hit the breaks going up hill just to piss him off even more. He was in a jeep and would try and go into the oncoming lane to try and pass.... yeah not letting that happen with a Mustang. If he had been a real rich asshole with a Ferrari or something he would of gotten by easy but he wasn't. Anyways when the road opened up to 2 lanes at a stop light, probably 12 miles later, this fucker thought he would pull along side of me and yell at me. He was telling me that I was the dumbest slowest piece of shit driver he had ever come across and I remember being dumbfound at first that this idiot didn't realize I had been doing it on purpose. I kid you not I slowed down to less then 15 at certain points and was pissing other people off farther behind just to spite this guy. I just kind of laughed in his face and told him he was the dumbest fuck I had come across and probably should drop some much acid while he's out surfing. Speaking of fucked up driving games I came up with another one that we called "Run". Ok so one day I'm driving the old mans big beat up work 85 F250, has a lumber rack, pipes on it are kind of loud when you step on it. My friend is with me and I'm cruising down a four lane road with a flat dirt island in between sides at a normal speed. Up ahead is a pedestrian starting to cross the road at a real casual rate. She was a bit of a heavier set girl but she had fucking gigantic titties. You could tell the speed she was walking she was expecting us to slow down for her. So I look over at my friend and I say "Run". I stomp on the gas, the truck makes an audible rawwww that get this bitch to look toward us and see the truck barreling down on her faster as I start to veer towards her some. She starts to pick up her pace and I keep going and I move over into the lane that she entering. She gives a second look and decided that the glide in her stride should be upgraded again into a full out run. But this bitches titties were so big that when she started to run they were bouncing up and down and slapping her in her in her own face. She clears the edge of the road and is off in the dirt median a good 7 feet and as I go by I made sure to clip in the dirt a little and kick up some dust for good measure. My friend needs oxygen at this point from laughing so hard. The sight of seeing this big buffalo butt bitch waddle across the road as her life depended upon it while she risked concussions from being pounded in the face by her own titties was a hilarious sight to behold. And the game of "Run" was born from that point forward. You see some pedestrian going a little too slow. Hit the gas peddle and give some motivation to get moving. The word run must be spoken right before. As we did this more we noticed a couple of things. You needed a vehicle with some bark to it's exhaust to get people's attention. You don't need to go very fast just sound like you are. This game would not work with a Tesla. The object of the game was to get people to run not actually run them over. Trucks worked better because they were bigger and therefore more intimidating and people responded more. Bonus points for maintaining target lock into the oncoming lanes. Triple bonus points if it's raining and you splash them as you go by. Don't kill people.