"What are you fapping to?"

Discussion in 'Mindless Ramblings' started by ChemoFreak7, May 29, 2016.

  1. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    Original media was deleted on youtube, i don't even remember wtf it was tbh but it wasn't anything sexual, nay my friends. The purpose of this thread is simply to post materialistic shit that happens to give you a chubby! It can be anything from a salad tosser to a pizza slicer with TMNT on the handle! I'll kick it off with this force FX lightsaber, because if i ever wished i had a disposable income...
     
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  2. Animal-_-

    Animal-_- Incurable

    I only gonna say this once. If anyone posts actual fap material on this forum, you will not be on this forum. That is all.
     
  3. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    Damn it Animal! You ruined my Suade trap man! CMON!
     
  4. UnSeenDeath88

    UnSeenDeath88 Butcher Pete

    Yea Mack that means no links to your lesbian midget pr0n. Or whatever you are into
     
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  5. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    I'm waiting for Mack to hop in here and drop the funniest shit iv'e seen all day... idk wtf he's doing out there, prolly outside with his fuckin BBQ dressed like Andrew Dice Clay handin out hotdogs to everyone in the city and threatening to break their legs if they don't buy his kids lemonade.
     
  6. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    I wasn't gonna touch this thread with a 10 foot pole even before @Animal-_- pointed out the obvious.

    As offensive as many people may consider me and my opinions to be, I'm actually quite traditional when it comes to degenerate activities and lifestyles and rarely consume porn and feel its one of the reasons Western society has become populated by scumbags with no moral character.
     
  7. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    I truly hope this is parody... or this entire thread was lost on the one person i thought would understand it lol.
     
  8. MACK IS GOD

    MACK IS GOD VP of Toxicity

    Oh, ok. I didn't even look at the video. I thought it was something sexual in nature, and like I said, I didn't wanna involve myself in a potential disciplinary action. Lol.
     
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  9. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    What have we become!? FFS someone post a picture of the original Socom cover or something... god damn this joke failed so hard lol.
     
  10. Tawok

    Tawok Not *That* Kinda Guy

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  11. Bigfry

    Bigfry Cancer-Free

    /r/GentlemenBoners
     
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  12. UnSeenDeath88

    UnSeenDeath88 Butcher Pete

    Unfortunately if I remember right I think Luke said that google flagged us for that benign thread. How about some Machining material to go along with how mattresses are made?

     
  13. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    My thought process was... this would look really funny along side "what are you watching" "what are you listening to" threads, as well as the random mattress jokes and pictures of geek culture like this.


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  14. ChemoFreak7

    ChemoFreak7 Desert Glory

    I'm going to attempt to bring this thread back now that everyone understands the intent. Idk if we have any WoW players or former WoW players, but i swear to fuck i'm going to abandon my main just to sport this plate set on a Dwarf! Oh my FUCK is it sexy!
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  15. JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz

    JuNgLiSt_TAcTiKz Pizza Shitposting CIO

    I am fapping to this gorgeous hotty. The exact setup seen here will be mine next week:

    EDIT: I WILL be taking a pic of this as proof. God I can't wait to zero this baby...

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  16. WAR_PIG

    WAR_PIG Wings

    This is what I"m fapping about lately. A 26 foot Macgregor sailboat. I have researched this for about a year and came down to this sailboat. It's awesome because it's trailable so I can store it in my driveway but big enough to do weekend trips out on the water. I am still working and saving and getting my financial crap in order to get it. Looking at about 27K for a nice used one.

     
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  17. Buchanans

    Buchanans Breach Bandit

    Are you buying that exact rifle?
     
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  18. Tawok

    Tawok Not *That* Kinda Guy

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  19. Buchanans

    Buchanans Breach Bandit

    Hmmm. Ok so it doesn't have a keel underneath. I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be when the wind picks up good. where would you be taking it out?
    My mom and her bf have a hunter down in San Diego... trying to convince them to dock up in LA for a bit so it's closer to use more often.
     
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  20. SkiMask

    SkiMask Devil's Advocate

    Been saving my cigarette money since 2013 and after an unrecoverable crashing of mine previously. I have been fapping at this for quite some time. #DelayedGratification
     

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